Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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