he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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