my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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