you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
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Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
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My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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