This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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