Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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