I can text with my tongue
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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