Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Oh god it's open bar.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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