we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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