It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
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I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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