She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
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whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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