I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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