i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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