Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i would one night stand the shit outta him
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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