what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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