My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
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Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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