Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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