Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Sorry about my life...
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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