So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Randomize
