question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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