I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
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No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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