Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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