i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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