I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
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ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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