So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
It's just like the Real World with babies
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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