she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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