i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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