i love accidental penises.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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