I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
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I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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