Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
he thought i was a dude.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Randomize
