He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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