I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
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I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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