So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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