Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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