sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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