So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
