check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Actions speak louder than pants.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
