Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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