Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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