I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He better not be in your backpack
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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