Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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