Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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