You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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