five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Operation Purity has been aborted
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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