Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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