"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I am naked and annoyed.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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