If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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