So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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