He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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