you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
there is puke in my bra ... again
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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