she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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