Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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